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  1. Karen's Club
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Verbatim e-mail message from an, er, "fan" bringing up an inside reference around the "Karen Club". To state it more simply, I was inspired to write this song using the exact text of the e-mail - just a few small tweaks and it was done.

Drop "D" tuning brought out a different approach and some keys added too - to taste.

Lyrics

Karen's Club
Sheryl's Crush
by Keith McDonald
March 13, 2008 (date of mail)
Released to iTunes March 9, 2014

It's finally come to this
It's finally come to this
You I won't miss
You I won't miss
You tell me to kiss off
You tell me to piss off like this:

"Hey there you guiltless wonder ...
You didn't have the balls to contact me directly did you huh? Did you huh?
You still don't
And you still won't
Well, it really makes me sad that it's finally come to this but I'm really really glad that it's you I won't miss ... I won't miss ... I won't miss

From now on to December it's my dues I will surrender I'm a card carrying member of Karen's club ... Karen's club ... Karen's club"

It's finally come to this
It's finally come to this
You I won't miss
You I won't miss
You tell me to kiss off
You tell me to piss off like this

like this ... like this ... like this ... like this

Sign me up ... Karen's club ... Just sign me up ... Karen's club

Sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me solo

Sign me up ... Karen's club ... Just sign me up ... Karen's club

"Hey there you gutless wonder ...
You didn't have the balls to contact me directly did you huh? Did you huh?
You still don't
And you still won't
Well, it really makes me sad that it's finally come to this but I'm really really glad that it's you I won't miss ... I won't miss ... I won't miss

From now on to December it's my dues I will surrender I'm a card carrying member of Karen's club ... Karen's club ... Karen's club ... Karen's club ... Karen's club ... Karen's club"

(awkward voice in BG trails off)