Lyrics
Leave it to Beaver World
by Keith McDonald c. 2010
In a Leave it to Beaver World
We don't have satellites
In a Leave it to Beaver World
Our TV comes in black & white
In a Leave it to Beaver World
Our parents don't have sex
In a Leave it to Beaver World
They sleep alone in their twin beds
In a Leave it to Beaver World
We don't have any crimes
In a Leave it to Beaver World
Our candy sells for nickels and dimes
Mom stayed home
And Dad worked hard
All us kids
Just played in the yard
But that's not now
Mr Cleaver would say
You can't go forward
By going back to yesterday
In a Leave it to Beaver World
We don't have gay marriages
In a Leave it to Beaver World
We just have gay old times
In a Leave it to Beaver World
We don't have prejudice
In a Leave it to Beaver World
It's just us against all the rest
Mom stayed home
And Dad worked hard
All us kids
Just played in the yard
But that's not now
Mr Cleaver would say
You cannot go forward
By going back to yesterday
Yesterday
Yesterday
Yesterday
Yesterday
Some well known politicians name checked to play out ...
Song is followed by
I'm so Lonesome I could Cry
by Hank Williams
